Happy Anniversary!

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. Leo J. Burke

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan King

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? Barbra Streisand

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper. Helen Rowland

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. Jean Rostand

Happy Anniversary Honey, I Lo......Honey!?!.......Oh c'mon I was just kidding with the quotes, they're funny! True, but funny. DOH!