Another Good One

- A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, His mother asks if he had done his chores.
- Not yet, said the little boy.
- His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
- Well, he' a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow.
- He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
- He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
- How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
- Why don't I have any milk on my cereal, he asks.
- Well, his mother says, I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week, you aren't getting any milk.
- Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat Halfway across the kitchen.
- The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You goanna tell him or should I?