Dad- Is that a Bud in his pocket? 

Outside Kitchen 

Inside Kitchen 

Dad and Bettes new kitchen cabinets 

Three Day Weekend!!

Hi all!!

I haven't posted in awhile so I thought I better update. Not much happening here other than the usual routine. Get up, Shower, Kiss the wife, Kick the dog, stub the toe, curse, drive to work, work, drive home, kiss the wife, kick the dog, stub the toe, curse, eat dinner, watch TV, kiss the wife, go to sleep, hit snooze, get up...... you get the idea.
Saturday we are going to the ESPN Bracket Buster at Lawlor to watch the UNR Basketball team kick some more butt, so that should be fun. When that's over we will drive to Dayton to watch Tinas cousin Alicia play in a Basketball tournament. Saturday will be a basketball kind of day. Tinas other cousin Christian (Alicias brother) broke his ankle earlier this week playing basketball and is in town as well to see the doctors. I don't know the full details, but its not good. Sounds like it is more than just a simple break and will need surgery. Poor guy, he broke his elbow last year playing football. He's a pretty cool kid and I feel bad for him.
March 3 - 5 I will be in Vancouver for our budget meeting so I'm pretty excited about that.......Yea....I'm .....pretty.......excited.......
about.....that....pretty....darned.....excited.
I need a fishing trip or something I'm thinking...yea that sounds much better!
Dad sent me pics of his kitchen remodel, holes in the wall, cabinets taken out etc... I can't wait to see the finished kitchen. I'll try and post a pic or two as he sends them. He said as soon as things settle down he might start blogging, so that should be fun!
Anyway.......HEY WAKE UP!! I'M ALMOST DONE HERE!!!.....Thank you!
Anyway, as I was about to say. I hope you are all doing well and if you are ever down in the dumps, don't call me, I don't want to hear about it!!!

Another Good One

- A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, His mother asks if he had done his chores.
- Not yet, said the little boy.
- His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
- Well, he' a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow.
- He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
- He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
- How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
- Why don't I have any milk on my cereal, he asks.
- Well, his mother says, I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week, you aren't getting any milk.
- Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat Halfway across the kitchen.
- The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You goanna tell him or should I?

Joke Of The Day!

Tina emailed me this joke today and it cracked me up, I thought I would share it with everyone.


Cathouse Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large,
beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first
that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and
sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the
bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the
room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw
and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot
had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The
bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."

Toilet Bowl

I started watching NFL Football very intensely about 19 years ago. I've been to 3 Raider games, One of which was in Seattle in Tsunami conditions. I loved every minute of every game despite the fact that the Raiders lost every game I went to and the fact that we almost drowned in Seattle.
I've hosted several Superbowl party's, driven hundreds of miles to watch the game with friends, been to house party's, Casino party's and Sports Bar party's every year for the past 19 years.
This year I watched the Superbowl alone in our basement. Tina was in the house working her butt off as she does most Sundays ( I did help clean the basement, I don't want you to think I'm a total schmo) and Max was laying on the floor, but I was alone, alone for my first Superbowl.
It sucked royally. Tina told me days ago to invite a few friends over, but did I listen? No,
I said " No, we can just have a quiet day at home this year."

It was a bummer this year.

God, I'm simple!

King of the Hill

" I sell Chemicals and Lab Supplies"

God, Sometimes I swear I feel like I am turning into Hank Hill
" I sell Propane and Propane accessories"

I would pull my hair out if I had any!!!

Marrid to a Teechar

I wantiid to wate til I had my blog set up a bit with picters and a cuple artikles before I sent this link to Tina. Whut I expectid wuz fer her to tel me. Wow neet picters or gud job on the pages, I like them. Whut I heared insted wus, wow yu sur mispell alot of wurds. Hay, I marid a teecher and I lov hur so i wint back and run a speller chek on all my artikles. Fer me dis webpaje is to shar storys, thawts and picters wit famly and feinds. Not to ipress enyone oar git an A for gramur and speling. I no i shudda nown better thin to not to run the speller chek befur showin my wunderful teechur wife. And thinks for keepen me in line huney so as I don't imbareass miself. So in the fucher pleeze furgiv any typos and gust injoy thes pajes fer whut they ar.

Git-R-Done

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